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| From left to right: Tim, Slim, Me (Jim) Source:Flickr |
Sup, I’m Jim, and I am a farm mice with lots of siblings,
however 2 stand out among the rest. Tim and Slim (he’s small for his age) are
my brothers and hands down the best of buds. When we were born we narrowly
escaped a mousetrap, and as a result we lost our eyesight. Honestly, it’s a
pretty sensitive subject and we don’t talk about it much. Now that we are all
clear on this let me tell you how my bros and me were BRUTALLY ASSAULTED.
It all
started when the bros and I were out minding our own business relaxing in the
hot tub. You see when it rains, the water gathers in a pail that gets warmed up
by the heat of the chimney. Did I mention this spa is on the roof? Anyways,
being as we can’t see how were we supposed to know we weren’t actually in a hot
tub and were mistakenly in a dirty dish in the sink?! I mean come on its an
honest mistake. Just because music was playing and it smelled like an apple pie
in the heat box doesn’t mean we should have known! So the farmer’s wife ran in
on us, who was way rude by the way, and she screamed and grabbed a knife! A
KNIFE. All she had to do was politely ask us to leave but no, she had to
escalate the situation. Now I can’t speak for my brothers, but I would feel
comfortable in saying that our treatment that day was totally uncalled for. Not
to get into the details, but she grabbed that knife and now we are not only
blind, but also tail-less. So being the strong, tough, noble mice that we are
we pulled ourselves together and ran after her!
You may have heard in the
tabloids that we were considered “fools” for this. However, I’m still alive to
recount this story so who’s the real fool? I’ll tell you who, THE LADY RUNNING
WITH THE KNIFE.
Now don’t get too worried she didn’t die or nothing, there was
just a “tragic” fall and the farmer’s wife was injured to the point where
working and maintaining a farm was no longer possible and they moved to the
city. Now Tim, Slim, and I are praised around the farm as we run this place. So
kids, there you have it, the tabloids had it wrong all these years and I wouldn’t
believe everything you hear. Except for this. Believe this.
Authors note: This story is loosely based off of the nursery rhyme, "Three Blind Mice", where 3 blind mice have their tails cut off and chase after the farmers wife, who had cut them off. The nursery rhyme calls them fools for this and the rhyme is repeated.
Bibliography. "Three Blind Mice
" fro
m The Nursery Rhyme Book
by Andrew Lang.
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